The REAL Frank Zappa Book

The REAL Frank Zappa Book By Frank Zappa 1989
Introduction: Book? What Book?
How Weird Am I, Anyway?

There Goes the Neighborhood

An Alternative to College

Are We Having a Good Time Yet?

The Log Cabin

Send In the Clowns

Drool, Britannia

All About Music

A Chapter for My Dad

The One You've Been Waiting For

Sticks & Stones

America Drinks and Goes Marching

All About Schmucks

Marriage (as a Dada Concept)

"Porn Wars"

Church and State

Practical Conservatism

Failure

The Last Word